SOLD - "NSFW TO RN" 30x30 wooden canvas mixed media

I call it “NSFW TO RN”—a 30x30 inch collaborative tribute in brushstrokes, tailor-made for a friend whose Playboy résumé could melt steel and start wars. Think jalapeño enema, but make it glamorous. You’d need a black-market organ sale or a trust fund in denial just to sniff it.

This woman? She’s got more wild stories than the bartender at the Playboy Mansion. Enough VIP escapades to give Freud an aneurysm. Her inbox? A virtual landfill of DMs from grown men auditioning for a part in her block list—somewhere between science experiment and softcore tragedy. 

The moment she posted the unwrapping video, her fanbase reacted like Pavlov’s dogs in heat. Likes. Comments. Shares. Probably a few restraining orders in the drafts folder.

If you’re even slightly hypnotized by this chaos, let’s talk. Maybe it’s time you commissioned something that'll stop people mid-scroll or mid-life crisis.