There are people who understand memes, and there are people who ask you to explain them. Those people cannot be trusted. They still call the internet “the information superhighway” and laugh at newspaper cartoons while eating dry toast.
ONLY FRIENDS is dedicated to our brave new romantic hellscape, where dating apps have become a series of beautiful women asking you to “check the link” before they’ve even bothered to learn your last name. Romance isn’t dead. It just costs $14.99 a month and renews automatically.
Maybe it’s time to put down the phone, touch some grass, and disappoint someone in person like a civilized adult. Bring them back to your place afterward and show them this original 1/1 painting. It won’t make you a better person, but it may create the illusion that you are.
