"LIFE ALERT AND CHILL" 24X30 wooden canvas mixed media

Feast your weary, screen-fatigued eyes on "LIFE ALERT AND CHILL"—a 24x30 masterpiece that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that just because the packaging's got a few wrinkles doesn’t mean the goods inside aren’t still dangerously delicious. Is she staring at you like you're a naive pool boy, or is that just her cataract-clouded eyes? If you fancy yourself a connoisseur of fine memes and even finer art, then you’ll know this stunning dame needs no introduction.

Flip on that black light and watch the neon paint pop like a bad decision in Vegas, while the white glass neon throws just enough glow to remind you that adulthood is basically just paying bills and reminiscing. Give yourself a reason to smirk while you and the guys hang up your husband hats, crack a cold one, and bask in the good old days—when locker room humor was the only language you needed to speak fluently.